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Hey guys this is an update. Well not so, kinda..Anyways I have some small time to myself. As much as you don't like reading, I don't like typing. I'd also much rather spend my time on more interesting things, like playing BF2. So enjoy some fashion and random doodle update time.
   White Lies / Unfinished Business by ShornStarMusic

  So as I was recently describing, I love fashion More than most, anyways. I can't help but notice how much fashion people don't have in my daily life. It's really odd once you actually start noticing. Guys wearing over-sized pants with a disgusting color management. Women wearing a nice outfit, but completely neglects to even manage her disgusting, frayed, mangled hair. What gives people? I mean at least have some decency before you go out. Like buy some better shoes. And ugg boots. Don't even get me started on this atrocities. Pardon my French, but god damn beeches and hoes. /end rant. Other than that, I'm perfectly fine. And no, just because some one likes fashion doesn't make that snobby or conceited (although I might be wrong on that one). And someone wearing fashionable attire also attract the opposite sex (alternatively, the same) so it's safe to say ACTUALLY GET A FASHION SENSE. Or just stop wearing over-sized clothing. Please.


Oh but these are nice to wear.
Oh and my doodle page
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Might be pretty big. I also fumbled around with it in PhotoShop for kicks. It's a great program btw. I might hit up Illustrator later and try to recreate this or some shit. It was my first attempt at doing graffiti that I probably did over the summer.It says PEACE for anyone trying to understand it. It looks OK to me.

Well thats all today folks! Comment me up for any more questions/ statements about anything else that interests you all. Maybe even suggestions.
 



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In the life of

Hey guys, quick one here. I know I havent been posting. Its mainly because I only have 30 minutes in a day of free time because Im so busy. Today I wont be as busy so I will really post a good one or two things on this update and possibly another one. Shit is so crazy right now. Just heads up that I haven't died yet. Oh and also minecraft.

peace nigguhs


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Fonejacker Cinema




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Hey guys again, Sorry for the week-long delay. I've had so much work and sports to juggle with. And my sport's season has ended, so I'll be on keeping this blog strong, no matter how little page views I get. It will be that one gem in the trash. Today I'll ketchup on a bit more design ideas, fashion, and what ever else I remember whilst typing.



(I posted this artist's song a couple weeks back, but it's so great you'll get to hear it again!)
 
Shooting Stars (Bag Raiders Cover) by Hidden Cat


So  first off, let's talk about some design ideas for the materialistic person.Alternatively, if you wanted actual tips, try looking into half-tones and stitch patterns. They're pretty cool, eh, doesn't afraid of no pattern. Just look at my header too see the styles myself use. So as I was saying, there are a few design ideas people can use in the physical world. Primarily designing ways to attract, or advertise other ideas better. Such ways can be done as the following.

Buttons - Very nifty. Believe it or not, buttons are a wonderful design idea for anyone looking into developing fashion on the side, or even advertising your blog with nifty, eye-catching designs. Though be warned, button-making machines will cost up to $2,000+ dollars (no fucking lie, that shit ain't cheap). So never mind I even bothered, it costs way to damn much. Although you could always borrow some one elses..

Good Example
Shoes - Yes, shoes.Mainly drawing on them. You may or may not have heard by now that people love to draw on shoes. They are an excellent way of expression. Although drawing on them may not be the most fashionable, they still look pretty bitch'in. Possibly later on I'll provide an in-depth look in how people draw and customize shoes. But be weary, designing a single pair of shoes may take an entire day to do. It's very meticulous and time-consuming. Although, if you do manage to make good shoes, you could possibly sell them as up as $80 (yes, there is a rather large number of folks who will pay top-dollar for custom-designed shoes)
A good example of professional-level designed shoes

Yeah thats pretty much all I can think of. Although business cards are still optional if you are really for advertising. I have %0 design skill when it comes to business cards, so I really cant give advice there. A great website I've found that lists the most creative cards can be read here,
(If you really want some good ideas)



So let's talk about some fashion. So let's face it, currently in the world, it's cold. If it isn't cold, then it's rainy. If it isn't rainy then no one cares about where you live. So, what do you wear, you ask. Well I'll tell you what you god damn better wear, a fucking coat. That's what. No boring jacket or oversized fur coat stuff either. A full coat (or alternatively, cardigan/ styled jackets). So by now you should have already read my fashion tips article located at the top 
(http://danmsquares.blogspot.com/p/late-night-jumble-hey-guys-im-back.html)

But what's a great coat to wear? Well really just a peacoat, although if it's raining that hard, go with a trench-coat. But if it it's quiet nice outside, just wear a blazer. Peacoats in general are extremely fashionable (though somtimes pricey) and relatively nice. Although you could buy a zipper/peacoat if you are really that broke.
But just at least try to get it sized fit, and not ten sizes over sized.
Now don't take this as pro-peacoat only. There are many different coats and jackets you could be wearing in this weather (lettermans, military, duffels, leather, etc.).

Bam, look at that. A blazer/ letterman mash-up



And I forgot what else I was going to say, so best of luck to everyone. I need more sleep.
 Hope you all have a nice day... Or a shitty day. Which ever works out for y'all. Peace.


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Random Doodle Update!

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Hey I figured this blog needs more graphix. So for something I just thought up, I'll randomly upload some  picked pages of doodles from my doodle notebook. Or hell, whatever I feel like uploading. NEAT, ISN'T IT? Oh and some music from The FlashBulb. 
I don't know why, but I love typography..


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DAS BUSINESS UPDATE

Hey kiddos! Sorry if it took so long to write up a new blog. I had my hands tied full with work to do and things to research in. I've learned quiet a lot so far just looking into advertising and all that fun business. For now, let's get to the topic of DAS BUSINESS (update2: The Interwebs). 






And my Random Song Playlist Selection
What You Need (Hey Champ Remix) by swezza




So let's begin. To start off, let me talk about my journey into the world of internet advertising. It's a wonderful, yet often scary world. Many things lurk in the darkness of advertising. There are also many different terms and ideas people try to acquire moneys. Here, I'll show you all the one's I've read about. But first, some terms.






BACKLINKS






This isn't a video, just a showcase that there are millions
of videos make on HOW TO #1 PAGE RANK WITH GREAT BACKLINKS!




Backlinks. What are they? I'm sure you've heard about back links from some place or another. Back links mean literally what they are described as. It's basically linking another website from your website to make your blog look more social, or more original. They are links that lead back to a website. Backlinks are often used by blogs or other websites to get a rating and index in Google. .Call it advertising, or what ever you want, but in Google's eyes, backlinks are gold. See that wikipedia URL I posted? That is considered a backlink. Though relatively speaking, backlinks to popular websites such as wikipedia arent indexed as importantly as blogs or other websites with higher links and higher content. Other ways of backlinking may also include simplying posting on other, more popular blogs called Dofollow blogs. (more on that below) Often, the more links a website links to other high ranking websites, the better rank that website will get. Why do they get better ranks for linking to other websites you say? Well because to Google loves to index websites that "look" popular because of how many links they post. I suppose you could say being a good Samaritan. But be careful if you are looking into doing this, as too many (see, over 100) backlinks a day can stop Google from indexing your site completely.


So what are Dofollow blogs? They are basically blogs that allow comments to be indexed by google. Now most websites and blogs are automatically set to nofollow in the comments section, which basically tells the google bot to not index the comments on the search engine. That's why when you search digg or kotaku, you aren't flooded back with comments across the search. Dofollow blogs, on the otherhand, allow all comments to be indexed. That in turns allow people to post and basically be promoted through indexing depending on how popular the blog is, and how popular the keywords they used in their comment were. It's a gold mine for SEO users. But just be sure not to spam links on Dofollow blogs, as the more a website is linked on a single page, the more likely that link is to lose value from search engines. And that is backlinking. So don't spam shit people.





SEO
 


Stands for Search Engine Optimization. This is the most vital role to advertising on the internet. Probably the factor to any advertising, actually. It's what some one, or company does to optimize a website (so to say) to allow the website to be indexed by search engines reletively faster, and with better results from it. Once a SEO contractor has optimized a website, the website will often start accumulating traffic, views, and other advertising much faster through the use of search engines then ever before. It's a very tedious proccess to those who possess no knowledge of it. There are, of course, many steps to optimization, but I'll review some basic steps.

1. Adding and making use of popular keywords searched by engines such as Make money fast!, quick money, Justin Beiber doing [insert eye catching word here], another celebrity, blogging, etc. etc.

2. Creating backlinks. Yes, this is very useful. This does not only pertain to your website though. It may also define you advertising your website on other popular websites to drive some of that traffic to your website.

3. Organizing articles and followers better to shape how you would target a specific audience such as teens, or dog owners, etc, like adding popular title headers like "Being a Teen", or "Great Hair Remover" to acquire more traffic at an easier pace.

And that's basically it. There are many more, but those are currently the most popular trends of the all. And for tips, Black Hat SEO means people that use unethical techniques to drive traffic to a website like mass twitter followings and such. White Hat means those who do everything ethically, like posting legally on social websites with friends to get more people to view your site.

And those are basically the only terms I was not familiar with, so go find the rest if you encounter any you lazy bum. Now how to actually make money


DISCLAIMER: I am not held responsible for any stupid shit you do. So if you do something, and it backfires, you screwed nigga.


 The biggest "make money" scheme I hear is the Refer site X for Y amounts of profits!. 
It's very popular I'm sure. It seems simple, and hard to ignore. Who wouldn't want to refer people so you could just sit back and watch the money come rolling in? Now of course, like all schemes, this takes practice and time. Not a whole lot of time, mind you, but still very time consuming. There are limitless ways to refer people. Craigslist, local newspaper ad section, bribe, twitter, social networks, searches, etc to name a few. I actually tried a few, mainly twitter. Of course that shit didn't work because the app I downloaded didnt work (twitter attacks). I also got suspended from that website... Well in anycase, don't do twitter as the free apps never work (see, they never actually add people). But back ontopic, there are limitless ways to go about advertising in general.


Actually I think this basically outlines all of them. There are, of course simpler schemes, like using advertising sites to spam the shit out of people until you make a buck from it, but those usually get you banned from the place you spam. Places such as; Twitter, Facebook, Blogger, Google, etc etc. Some people have actually used Craigslist to post real job opportunities for a fake reason, such as using a website posting with a referral link (see previous paragraph) to pull people into what ever the website does so the referral will gain more monis from the referral pay offs. You should be getting the gist of it now.
Easy to observe, hard to obtain.


Do these work you say? Well they sure do work. Usually though, only the business oriented ones are the ones that will go ahead of the distance to drive a higher stake in profits. And those are the ones who profit the highest (usually $1000+ a month or even a day) If you're asking, I would guess they put serious amounts of time and some money into their plans. So if you are willing to create multiple accounts, post popular words, check daily, write up fake stories to convince the unconvinced, and also type a fuck load, then this field is for you. 


"OK"  you say. "I don't care, shut up. I just want to make money already god damn."


 Well, let me tell you this little secret. Nothing in life is fucking free. So suck it up and realize that you're going to have to work if you want things in life. You're probably better off getting a real job then investing on the internet. Although it does pay for a great side job. Especially for those crazy men that profit $1000's a day. I mean, wow. But for those who are only aspiring to be that man, looking into marketing and SEO will be a great advancement into their careers. So good luck with internet profiting people.




Oh and for people who are interested more in the schemes (or plans really, scheme is such a denotative word) visit this wonderful goldmine of a blog.


It's from my local bloggers that does an extremely fascinating job at getting fuckloads amount of profits from the internet. I mean, damn. Really, really in depth articles on how tos. Most of them I skipped actually, because they either didn't work or required extraneous amounts of work to do. Meh.




And for those who want more real life money making opportunities like the previous T-shirt article, Stay tuned!


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Make Money

Hey guys I need to Make Money. Yeah thats totally just a great ploy for google keywords to deal with. Today is a quick update before I'm off being too cool for school. I'll post a remix from my playlist and two wallpapers to tide you over until I get back later today. I'll probably talk more about how keywords help your blog, and also some other money managing/ money making tips to help others. Quick one, putting important keywords in bold help the engine index what you say. Maybe I'll get more traffic. Dunno but more at Five!





Haha, just pulling your leg! This isn't a remix!
A Flock of Seagulls - I Ran by Postal Lady



And some random wallpapers from my wallpaper folder.


Oh and take note on my brand new COMMENT SYSTEM!
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Post Update #Post Update


Hello, and welcome to posting 101! If you're just joining me from your basement the internet, feel free to sit down, relax, and learn how to post (the right way!) Today we'll be learning about the do's and dont's of posting and blog management. Let's go!


Well, let's start it off with posting on your blog. As you people may or may not know, blogspot allows anyone with a registered account to make their own blog website. It can be used for wonderful things, though it's usually only used to make money. But in this case, we'll be talking about how not to use it for money.

The first thing to know when blogging, is what to blog about. This is extremely important, for your website and audience alike will dictate whether or not you will stick around for more posts. It is the entire key point to blogging. And by now you should know blogging is one step below writing a book. (a book no one will read) So it's vital that you reason with yourself to post entries that are worth while for everyone! Because if you post useless crap no one will want to read (see, above) or you are post giant mountains of text, no one will follow and stay following you. Although there are some work arounds to this, such as giving videos here and there, and posting pictures. (people love pictures) But the fact remains, you need to know what to post, and when to post it.

"OK", you say. "But I still don't know what to think of!"


Random picture off Google.
Well think no more. The easiest solution to being creative with your mad blogging skillz is simply to preach to the masses. Imagine you are a crazed hobo that has seen too many 2012 conspiracies. What would you do to sway people? Exactly! You would start rambling off like the mad man you are until you would get your ass hauled off to jail. That concept is the same concept behind blogging! Well not quiet, but that is your only bet.

So it's simple; Think of advice and ideas you've learned from your past experiences and use them for blogging! This really is the force behind many blogs. Once you know this, thinking of what to blog about will be a thing of the past! 

"Hey wait!" you say. "But I don't know any conspiracy theories!" 

This is simple. Just find something you know the most about, and start rambling off about it! It's really that simple. Say you are an ex marine from Iraq. What can you possibly think to post about? Exactly that. But if you are an ex marine who also owns a bakery, you could talk about your days in the dessert! (great pun, I know) The possibilities here are endless. You just need a small concept to expand upon. Take this post for example. I first thought what I should post about. Then I realized I should make a post to help others know what to post about! That or post about helpful tips, which everyone loves. 

But be sure to follow some tips when you post.

1. Is it relevant to my blog interests? -By this, I mean, will it be acepted by your audience. For example, posting a joke in a joke blog is fine, but posting a joke in a mourning blog is bad. (in most cases)

2. Does it make sense? (Alternitavely, can people understand what the hell you're talking about) -this one speaks for itself. Can you write about something, and still convey the message across? In most cases, this should be easy, as writers don't usually go off topic on their ramblings.

3. Will people actually read it? -This is a big one. Will your readers be inclined to read the giant mountain of text you have posted? If you see one giant wall of text, try to spruce it up a little. Add a couple pictures here and there. Change the font types around. Maybe interject some jokes in between. Or make some letters bigger than others.

4.(optional) Is it optimized? -Now by this I mean, do your topics and pictures go together in a cohesive manner. Does the whole post relate to itself? Although this is more of a writing rule than a posting rule, every E-writer should follow it. Make sure what ever you have written all adds up. Make sure there is a beginning, and a thourough ending. And on a side note, you may also want to look into keywords. If you can get your blog on google search (somehow), then you should know by now that you can get more viewers with simple keywords. Although there are endless ways to optimize your blog to garner more views, the simpliest ways are to talk about things relating to key words to draw more viewers in (like such). Not always suggested, but you can still make relations instead. And also be sure to add important keywords, such as sex, google, ebay, yahoo.com, music, mapquest, google.com, food, travel, hotmail, computer, yahoo, advertising, weather, msn. But ofcourse, those keywords won't actually get you any viewers, as there are other websites dedicated to actually selling those terms to others that want to be in the top ten of the search displays (yeah, they actually do buy and sell keywords)


oogles and oogles of searches







So after posting your post, you should now know what to do with yourself while you wait. Well, while I remember to think of what to talk about next, you should clean your mouse and keyboard with alcohol you dirty person.

Getting back on point now that I remember what to talk about, you should now need to organize your blog. This will be brief, as there are vast articles written on this very subject. You should basically learn a bit of HTML, webpage management, and Page Stat management. Once you know those things, you can freely interpret the data your blog gives you however you like.

If you are too lazy to learn those, simply keep posting. It's not like bloggers know anything anyways. But one thing I stress, is getting adsense, or other third party ads. 




(insert ad here)


What ads do for your blog, is make it to where the company advertising gets high amounts of traffic for little work (but lotsa pay). Once you get adsense, you can basically advertiste their ads in your blog, while still making a small sum of it. It may sound one sided ( and it is), but you will be earning money one way or another through simply rambling on. Isn't that great? One people people have about this, is that they wonder why no one ever visits their blog.

So say you have a nice blog going, but you have no page views. Well one thing you need to do is advertise your own site. I'm not getting into that here, though, as advertising is another world of its own. What you do need to be doing, is posting high quality, original content posts.

Yes, I said it. OC. This is what you need. WIth Original Content, you have a higher chance of gathering a better follower base, and a slimmer chance of getting banned (because I know some of you only make blogs to get money, which is a big no no) 

If you make high content and Original Content blogs, you will have a less likely chance of being suspected of anything. Now this is all legal, mind you, so you shouldn't be suspected in the first place. But some of my friends are always paranoid, and think just because they are getting page views, they are doing something illegal. If you are breaking the rules, you'll probably be banned either way for being a moron. But if you aren't breaking the rules, and yet you have a low quality blog, you will be more likely suspected of anything as apposed to the latter.

No one likes crooks!


Some people say, "But mister person!" "You'll still get suspected if you have high CTR!"  

Untrue. Now I don't really care to know what CTR is, but I would imagine it has to do with clicking and page views. The more clicking and page views you have, the more CTR you have. And the more CTR you have, the more money a click is worth. I think. Whatever the case, CTR isn't necessarily bad. It's just that bloggers with high CTR and low post counts are more likely scammers and frauds then bloggers that have high CTR and high postings. If you have high CTR and low posts, well, something bad is going on. In anycase, always  have high content. It helps everyone in the community. Even Google.

Oh, and if you notice you have low CTR, do what google says, and move your ads around. The more open and noticable your ads are, the more Google will be inclined to help you. Just a reminder from them to me to you.

And don't forget to always give back to the community, and also post daily. And also also shape your blog around your audience, not the other way around. 


And I forgot the rest of what I was talking about, so good luck everyone! And cheers!



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Moon TV - Speed cooking 1



Sorry, I can't stop laughing everytime I look at this video. Thanks to the previous person who suggested this comedian to me. His videos are of the greatest videos. Something I haven't seen in a long time. (the funny video part)


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